#The vatican if

[foxtricksterwriting]

The Vatican MCs

Author's Note: I'm going to do these MCs all in one post 'cause I didn't feel like doing my usual format. Bruh the moodboards get cut off slightly, make sure to click on them/open them in a new tab/whatever you're supposed to say.

Tags: @the-vatican-if

Bennett 'Ben' Honeycutt | man + He/him | 22 | Face claim: Paul Simonon | ❤ Ace or Jules

Punk man with a motorcycle, he's cheery and enthusiastic. Ben's loyal to a fault and way too forgiving. No self preservation to be found, he'll dive head long into danger for his clients with little to no plan but somehow walks out with the best result. He spends so long moving around that he doesn't actually have a permanent home. Everything he owns fits in one suit case that he takes everywhere with him. I imagine that at some point before the story he had a cat that he had to give up due to his aforementioned lack of a home. He's a big music snobfan and can talk your ear off about the ins and outs of music.

Makana Raiola-Jamison | Demigirl + She/they | 20 | Face claim: Auli'i Cravalho | ❤ Ezra

Calm, blunt and protective, she's a good person to have as a paranormal investigator. She doesn't rest until her client is satisfied with her work and is relentless in her pursuit. Her goth aesthetic wards off the people she doesn't want to talk to, namely old conservative people. They don't have patience for people like that. They have a pet tarantula named Euchariah and they love him dearly. Yes, that is a reference to something. They do photography in their free time and holds the photos they take close, especially while they travel.

Roksana Kupiec | nonbinary + Fae/they/bun | 26 | Face claim: Weronika Spyrka | ❤ Stevie or Vinny

Fae act professional with faer clients and fae dress the part as well. Fae love faer fashion and you can find fashion magazines in most, if not all, of faer bags. That's not to say that they can't be chaotic and bratty, though. It's just that people don't usually see that side of them. Maybe the boys can help them loosen up a little.... without pissing them off too much in the process. I doubt it. Bun is the most prepared of the bunch, think doomsday level of ready. Shit is stashed everywhere and I feel like bun pulling things out of nowhere would be a running joke of some kind; a little container of salt shoved under the couch, a book with a thousand ways to banish a demon in the kitchen cabinet where you keep cereal.

[frontnuts]

[tooquirkytolose]

I dunno I just think if a seemingly innocuous film about cardinals assembling to vote in a new pope inspires memes like these it's worth a fucking watch

[in-the-heart-of-the-vampire]

[zeilvii]

[hyperjerk]

I can't believe the power of God and Anime is real!

Luce, the Vatican's surprise new mascot, I couldn't resist, so I guess it's working!

[hbymyyy]

[dioptasesystem]

Luce Says: transgender people are fucking epic.

This is canon, I asked Francis myself.

[a-really-big-cat]

incredible. i love her

[impossibleperfectionnerd]

NATO basic and Beda homecare charity… you have to retrieve those! They can’t steal those! reaction time must be short. Within a few seconds if possible or a few minutes (not more than 1 minute). 4 DAY TIME SCIENCE RULE!!!

[eyeofthetoto]

"Ayo this sex stuff sounds kinda lit"

~The actual pope, from the Vatican, probably

[ID: There is a picture of Pope Francis speaking and the abstract says, "Pope Francis has said that sexual pleasure is 'a gift from God' that should be 'disciplined with patience'." End ID]

[foxtricksterwriting]

Unfinished Writings; Roksana

Author's Notes: none

Tags: @the-vatican-if

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Roksana aggressively knocks on the hotel door. Fae cross faer arms and tap faer foot just as aggressively. There's a bit of a scuffle behind the door, like someone fighting with something before it opens. Fae take in Vinny's disheveled appearance, blonde hair ruffled from sleep and pants on backwards. "Were you trying to dress yourself half asleep?" Fae bark, inwardly wincing at faer tone. The man simultaneously lights up and shrinks when he recognizes Roksana. "Kinda, I guess," He answers almost sheepishly, "Ya need somethin'? You ain't the kind of person to knock on someone's door just to say 'hi'."

"I was trying to wait until you were awake. Seems I should've waited longer. Anyway, get dressed and wake up properly. I have something to discuss with you. I will wait here until you are done," They say bluntly.

"You could come in--"

"No. I will remain here until you come back to the door," They decline quickly, looking down the hall as they hear another door open. Vinny sighs, but closes the door and gets dressed. He reappears minutes later, clothes on properly this time. "C'mon then," He pushes the door wide open. Roksana walks in, gently pushing him into the room and closing the door.

"Do you remember last night?" Bun blurts out, any semblance of decorum thrown out the window. It catches Vinny off guard, making him falter. "Last night?" He asks. "Do not make me repeat myself," Bun growls impatiently. He takes a moment to try to remember the night, but finds nothing. "No," He shakes his head. Bun huffs, "I should've known that. You asked me out. Told me you love me, tried to wax poetics about it."

"Oh...." Vinny winces, bun sounds mad, "I'm sorry."

"Don't be stupid, I do not want an apology. I want to know if you meant it," Roksana barks out. He raises a brow, not completely sure how to respond. "I... yeah. I mean, I love ya....." He says. "Good. Are you going to take me out on a date?" Fae cross faer arms.

"You actually want to go on a date with me?" Vinny asks, shocked. "Yes. Yes, I do," Fae confirm. He blinks at them. "I've been interested in you for a while now, so when you asked me out I got hopeful. Then, I realized just how plastered you were. The wind had left my sails, until I decided to bite the bullet and ask anyway," Roksana explains. Vinny nods, accepting their words easily enough. "So, uh... ya got any place in mind?" He lets out a little laugh. He can see their shoulders relaxing and a small smile tugging at the corner of their lips.

[hometownheatwave]

lots of discourse today

[disgruntledexplainer]

It's me. I'm the demographic Luce was made for.

[livfordoodles]

[yosbin]

papal halo halo